**Oh I should let y'all know that I'm excited to share stories of my nursing encounters, but according to HIPPA there are things that must be kept private...such as patients names and other personal information. So I'll leave the private stuff out**
Anyway, I go and find the nurse for this patients and she is quite a joy to be around on this morning, she obviously LOVES new people, pah. So she walks into the room and this woman, no joke projectile pukes ALL over the place, she literally pukes all the way across the room onto the wall, this also included the oh so nice nurse (she got what she deserved, promise!) The oh so nice nurse turns to me and SCREAMS, "Get me a Yankauer, get me a Yankauer NOW!!!" Me being a very new CNA there didn't know what the hell she was talking about, and conveniently my preceptor was on one of her MIA episodes (probably taking one of her too many extra smoke breaks for the day...) So I'm running up and down the halls attempting to yell quietly because it's 6:30 ish in the morning at anyone that will listen to me and tell me what an F'ing Yankauer was and where to find one!
I learned a few very important things on this morning...1: what a Yankauer is 2: how to find one quickly and 3: Nurses can be very bitchy after getting puked all over at the beginning of there 12 hour shift.
Needless to say, our patient felt much better after hurling her guts out...my precepting CNA eventually made her way back to our floor and honestly looked shocked that something 'eventful' happened (after working with her I cant believe she's still employed!) And I have yet to ever work with that oh so nice nurse again, thank God!
As I think of this first experience in the hospital, I kind of hope that nursing school will be like this. Scary at first, because every thing new is scary...a really good learning experience that I will never forget, because I'm sure not going to ever forget what a dang yankauer is!!!...and then something that I can look back on and laugh at, because that nurse really needed a good puke covering!
I'm looking forward to sharing more nursing experiences with you! : )
ps. a yankauer is the mouth piece of a suction tool hospitals use, thanks Lisa...I should have added that in the first place!
